"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/20/2015 at 16:37 • Filed to: apropos of nothing, Humor?
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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/20/2015 at 16:37 • Filed to: apropos of nothing, Humor? | 3
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You know those jokes that are kinda funny at first, then they keep going and and you think “man, they are really doubling down here on this joke”...then they keep going and turns kinda sad, but THEN something strange happens as they keep going and their sheer persistence turns your grumpy frown upside down and you start to laugh? Did you know that it comes in car form?
Its called a Mercedes-Benz Geländewagen Lachen Geber Or G-Wagen, for short and its the best so-so joke turned sad depressing double down turned hilarious joke available for sale anywhere.
These kinds of jokes aren’t new, of course, as they’ve been traditionally used in mediums like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , or !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and more recently !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but never before in an automobile. Now some may call it “heritage”, or “tradition” but you and I know better, you and I can see this as the best double or nothing joke that ever panned out.
The best part is that this joke has access to ALL levels of the social economic sphere its aware of:
The wealthy
The “first rap contract” wealthy
The “Vlad and I are on a first name basis” wealthy
The “small GDP” wealthy
And of course the “I need a dozen with gold stitching and a dozen without” wealthy
Can you think of any other joke that’s so accessible to the common man? Of course you can’t but don’t feel bad its hard to top the Germans in matters of comedy, its a Deutsche thing, you wouldn’t understand.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2015 at 16:48 |
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You know those jokes
Yes. Family Guy believes that every joke can be of this form. They are wrong. Monty Python field tested quite a lot of these, but kept them mostly weird enough that they were at least interesting on the occasions they weren’t funny.
The G-Wagen is absolutely such a joke. Tragedy and pointlessness crescendo to being absolutely awesome. Like Staplerfahrer Klaus.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/20/2015 at 16:50 |
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Yeah, Family guy was the easy example, Monty Python is the best example.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2015 at 17:02 |
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The Mr. Hilter sketch is probably one of the better examples. Yes, welcoming, cheerful rural nitwits obsessed with train schedules can’t spot
Adolf Fucking Hitler
right in their midst if he adopts a transparent disguise. Ha ha. It’s not the joke, though, it’s the craftsmanship, and how it keeps going and going.
“It’s that nice Mr. McGoering from the Bell and Compass - he says he’s found a place you can hire bombers by the hour!”
“The National Bocialist Party”
“Mr. Hitler - *elbow* - Hilter say, historically, Poland is a part of Minehead already!”
“I don’t like the sound of these ‘ere boncentration bamps”...
On and on and on and on.
Rico
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2015 at 17:03 |
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This was hilarious! I’ll take the dozen WITHOUT the gold stitching.
Vlad_the_impaler
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/20/2015 at 17:05 |
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You have upset me......see you tonight at the docks.....
Hope you can swim !
Klaus Schmoll
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/21/2015 at 07:45 |
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Don’t forget that pretty much every European farm has one of these roaming around in some state of return to mother earth.